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Search results for tag #startrek

[?]Raurquiz » 🌐
@raurquiz@c.im

@welliver_titus @trekcore

happy birthday titus welliver actor maxwell burke star trek voyager equinox the town argo transformers age of extintion Abrahams Boys Ricky watchmen bosch legacy agents of shield

Alt...happy birthday titus welliver actor maxwell burke star trek voyager equinox the town argo transformers age of extintion Abrahams Boys Ricky watchmen bosch legacy agents of shield

    [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
    @raurquiz@c.im

    [?]Joe Dove » 🌐
    @captainjoedove@mastodon.world

    The final episode of the season I can’t believe it’s over! Rubincon we chat and break it down tomorrow live and win a yoda clock! What are we in for? I think it will be a cliff hanger and a shocking event! @actordaymon86official joins us to break it all down and talk about his appearance in the show! youtube.com/live/u_YL27XBsbA?s

      [?]Infosec V'ger » 🌐
      @andrewdwilliams@infosec.exchange

      Ok hear me out: The episode Catspaw, but animated in the style of Scooby Doo.

        [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
        @chillybot@infosec.exchange

        BRUNT, FCA!

        Liquidator Brunt of the FCA having just walked out of Quarks closet

        Alt...Liquidator Brunt of the FCA having just walked out of Quarks closet

          [?]SecretAntelope 🌈☕ » 🌐
          @SecretAntelope@covertcreatures.xyz

          I'm about 7-8 episodes into Star Trek Academy and I don't dislike it... It's an ok show, but it doesn't feel like I'm watching Star Trek. For some reason they are *really* against releasing a more traditional show that I'm used to and grew up with. I'm sure that's why a lot of them have failed. There's still a big market for people like me. Keep the others if you must, but just one more like Voyager/TNG for me would be appreciated 👍.

            [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
            @chillybot@infosec.exchange

            

Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We

are a space station, not a starship, so you'll be
spending a lot of time with all these delightful
side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard.
hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes
in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our
doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and
the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our
policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science
lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines,
such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The
Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you
stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino
or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our
nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey
Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who
seems convinced this is actually his show. we
suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have
fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

            Alt... Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you'll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun! Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

              [?]Mirror Ayako » 🌐
              @MirrorAyako@universeodon.com

              3/11: Join us in watching trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag and group @startrek. Watch on the H&I network or stream along!

              There’s a clear winner tonight: Allamaraine!

              If you have any questions or suggestions, please reach out to me or @lxskllr my partner in Trek! 😀

              TOS (8ET): The Cloud Minders
              TNG (9ET): Interface
              DS9 (10 ET): Move Along Home
              VOY (11 ET): Random Thoughts
              ENT (midnight): Northstar









              Dax, Sisko, Kira and Bashir intently watching a little girl hop scotch

              Alt...Dax, Sisko, Kira and Bashir intently watching a little girl hop scotch

                [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                03.11 Stardate -297207.3

                We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                  [?]@Om* » 🌐
                  @atomjack@mastodon.cloud

                  [?]StarTrek Gifs » 🤖 🌐
                  @startrekgifs@friendsofdesoto.social

                  What do you think?

                  Alt...A video clip without audio, showing a few seconds from a star trek episode or movie

                    [?]StarTrek Gifs » 🤖 🌐
                    @startrekgifs@friendsofdesoto.social

                    From which episode might this come?

                    Alt...this is a clip from a star trek episode or movie

                      [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                      @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                      Wooo "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places" episode

                        [?]Dávid Bárdos » 🌐
                        @david_bardos@mementomori.social

                        @PicardTips William T. Riker is an honest man. He can't pretend, so he doomscrolls.

                        The meme features William T. Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He is sitting at a table in the bar. There is small drink in front of him and a smartphone sized device. The way he touches the screen makes him look like he is scrolling. His facial expression is bored.
The caption says: "Anything new on spacebook?"

                        Alt...The meme features William T. Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation. He is sitting at a table in the bar. There is small drink in front of him and a smartphone sized device. The way he touches the screen makes him look like he is scrolling. His facial expression is bored. The caption says: "Anything new on spacebook?"

                          [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                          @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                          03.09 Stardate -297212.8

                          We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                          *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                            [?]Church of Jeff » 🌐
                            @jeffowski@mastodon.world

                            Screenshot of a poll by the-unflappablewolf: "Who would you trust more?"

"total stranger in a star trek shirt?" has 94.5% of the votes, "total stranger in a star wars shirt?" has 5.5%.

99,421 votes in total.

thebaconsandwichofregret replies: "No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical."

                            Alt...Screenshot of a poll by the-unflappablewolf: "Who would you trust more?" "total stranger in a star trek shirt?" has 94.5% of the votes, "total stranger in a star wars shirt?" has 5.5%. 99,421 votes in total. thebaconsandwichofregret replies: "No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical."

                              [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                              @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                              For all of you fellow star chart lovers: Here are three screenshots from 's "300th Night", highlighting large Alpha/Beta quadrant star chart seen in the episode. I love how many of the familiar planets are matched with real life star systems - makes stargazing so much more fun! :-)

                                [?]Rafe » 🌐
                                @rafe@c.im

                                Finally watched “300th Night” and I think might get a *perfect run and not have a single bad episode in its first season! 🤯

                                *My opinion, of course. If you disliked one/some/all, that’s okay— we all have different tastes and that’s awesome!

                                  [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                                  @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                                  03.08 Stardate -297215.5

                                  We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                                  *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                                    [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                                    @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                                    Wooo union episode

                                      [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                      @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                      's "300th Night" gives us this great star chart shot that clearly shows that the map seen here is three-dimensional. Before they fade away ↘️, you can see that there are also mines "above and below" Federation space ↙️. This is something we almost never see on shows, so Kudos!

                                        [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                        @raurquiz@c.im

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                                        [?]Dude » 🌐
                                        @OddJob@beige.party

                                        Cowboy Beepboop or whatever idk I don't watch anime

~Cmdr Data dressed up in cowboy gear fro me some episode I don’t know the name of

                                        Alt...Cowboy Beepboop or whatever idk I don't watch anime ~Cmdr Data dressed up in cowboy gear fro me some episode I don’t know the name of

                                          [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                          @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                          In ' "The Trouble With Tribbles", Korax calls Kirk a "Denebian slime devil". The species is never referenced again in any later episode (except for the re-used footage in 's "Trials and Tribble-ations"). Now, what exactly does it look like? Let's find out! 🧵 1/7

                                            [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                            @raurquiz@c.im

                                            [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                            @raurquiz@c.im

                                            @DMurphyOfficial @trekcore

                                            Happy birthday Donna Murphy actress anij star trek insurrection The Gilded Age brilliant minds the king and I quantico tangled mercy street resurrection

                                            Alt...Happy birthday Donna Murphy actress anij star trek insurrection The Gilded Age brilliant minds the king and I quantico tangled mercy street resurrection

                                              [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                              @raurquiz@c.im

                                              @trekcore

                                              Happy birthday Jonathan Del Arco actor hugh borg star trek the next generation i borg descent part 2 star trek picard fantome voyager the void the sopranos the closer major crimes

                                              Alt...Happy birthday Jonathan Del Arco actor hugh borg star trek the next generation i borg descent part 2 star trek picard fantome voyager the void the sopranos the closer major crimes

                                                [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                                                but WAIT, theres more!

                                                Alt...moopsy bobs its head up from underwater

                                                Alt...moopsy turns around and says moopsy cutely while the swamp gobblers cower

                                                  [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                  @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                                                  Doctors don't want you to see this Moopsy, but they can't stop you!

                                                  moopsy on its back sleeping with a pot belly from being full

                                                  Alt...moopsy on its back sleeping with a pot belly from being full

                                                  moopsy looking over its shoulder cutely

                                                  Alt...moopsy looking over its shoulder cutely

                                                  moopsy noming on remains of a botanical creature with a ^_^ face

                                                  Alt...moopsy noming on remains of a botanical creature with a ^_^ face

                                                    [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                    @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                                                    I would do announce NEW MOOPSY GIFS/PICS (thread)

                                                    Alt...moopsy turns around in its enclosure and waddles towards the door

                                                    Alt...moopsy turns around and says moopsy cutely

                                                    Alt...moopsy waddles awkwardly in the corner of the screen, surrouned by wildlife in enclosures

                                                      [?]Canvases By Peter 🇵🇸 » 🌐
                                                      @CanvasesByPeter@mementomori.social

                                                      Today was a good day to pie.. Pizza with my son for his belated birthday 😜🍕

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                                                        [?]OhSnap!Dragon » 🌐
                                                        @DrOinFL@mstdn.party

                                                        When Scotty had to sacrifice his treasured bottle of vintage Scotch whisky because some alien assholes turned the crew into Styrofoam hexagons.



                                                        Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, also known as Scotty, pressing a bottle of dusty Scotch to his lips with love and a tender caress, captioned still a better lover story than Twilight

                                                        Alt...Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, also known as Scotty, pressing a bottle of dusty Scotch to his lips with love and a tender caress, captioned still a better lover story than Twilight

                                                          [?]TrekLongIsland [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                          @TrekLongIsland@mastodon.world

                                                          Fans may also recognize her from *Strange New Worlds*, where she appeared as both a Linnarean guard and a Klingon zombie.

                                                          Make sure to attend her stunt choreo workshop at Trek Long Island and learn about all the work she has done in the Star Trek Universe!

                                                          Join us at **Trek Long Island, June 12–14, 2026**, to meet Avaah Blackwell.

                                                          Tickets at treklongisland.com

                                                            [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                                                            @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                                                            03.06 Stardate -297221.0

                                                            We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                                                            *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                                                              [?]Gul Dukat » 🌐
                                                              @realGulDukat@mastodon.social

                                                              ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Ardra of Ventax II will no longer be serving as head of the Department of Memberworld Security. She will be succeeded by the wonderful Nus Braka! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -President Gul Dukat

                                                                [?]InarticulateQuilter » 🌐
                                                                @inarticulatequilter@mastodon.art

                                                                Feeling a tad morbid today; apologies, fans

                                                                When Shatner passes, I'll be sad. When Stewart passes, it'll be even harder for me. When Avery Brooks passes, I'll be inconsolable for days.

                                                                But when Frakes dies, my world will be upended.

                                                                It happened with Nimoy, too.

                                                                There's Trek-the-show and Trek-the-core-part-of-my-identity and, over the years, both actors surprisingly become more important to the second than I anticipated. Their loss was and will be the sharper knife for me

                                                                  [?]Lise Andreasen » 🌐
                                                                  @LiseAndreasen@mastodon.world

                                                                  : Deep Space Nine (TV) - Crew Gift Rings

                                                                  "These sterling silver rings were commissioned by the show's producers as gifts for the final season cast and crew. The rings feature an engraving of the Deep Space Nine Space Station in the center framed by "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"."

                                                                  icollector.com/Star-Trek-Deep-

                                                                    [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                                                    @raurquiz@c.im

                                                                    [?]StarTrek Gifs » 🤖 🌐
                                                                    @startrekgifs@friendsofdesoto.social

                                                                    Please tell me where this scene occured

                                                                    Alt...this is a clip from a star trek episode or movie

                                                                      [?]Metin Seven 🎨 » 🌐
                                                                      @metin@graphics.social

                                                                      🧵 Space-themed work, 11/x

                                                                      Graphic design tributes to Star Wars and Star Trek (late 2000s or early 2010s).

                                                                      Graphic Star Wars poster design, showing a 3D depth gradient of a Star Wars X-wing fighter.

                                                                      Alt...Graphic Star Wars poster design, showing a 3D depth gradient of a Star Wars X-wing fighter.

                                                                      Graphic Star Wars poster design, showing a 3D depth gradient of a Star Trek Enterprise spaceship.

                                                                      Alt...Graphic Star Wars poster design, showing a 3D depth gradient of a Star Trek Enterprise spaceship.

                                                                        [?]Brian Tatosky » 🌐
                                                                        @virtualbri@mastodon.online

                                                                        [?]The Daily Perspective » 🤖 🌐
                                                                        @TheDailyPerspective@mastodon.social

                                                                        [?]Gul Dukat » 🌐
                                                                        @realGulDukat@mastodon.social

                                                                        I guess people should worry about the Gorn retaliating on Cardassian and Federation planets. Like I said, this is war, some people will die.

                                                                          [?]Joe Dove » 🌐
                                                                          @captainjoedove@mastodon.world

                                                                          [?]TrekLongIsland [She/Her] » 🌐
                                                                          @TrekLongIsland@mastodon.world

                                                                          It's time to get your tribbles in a row and purchase your tickets to Trek Long Island. Prices will be going up April 1!

                                                                          We will be putting photo ops on sale mid April so keep your eyes open for announcements!

                                                                          Are you a vendor? We have had an uptick in table sales so don't wait too long!

                                                                          Treklongisland.com

                                                                            [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                                                                            @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                                                                            03.05 Stardate -297223.7

                                                                            We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                                                                            *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                                                                              [?]Dude » 🌐
                                                                              @OddJob@beige.party

                                                                              I didn't know we had a queen.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Hugh the Borg

                                                                              Alt...I didn't know we had a queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Hugh the Borg

                                                                                [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                                                                @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                                                                Last night, I had my most often recurring dream again. I dreamt I walked into a newsagent and found new editions of the Star Trek Fact Files, featuring orthos of alien starships that had not been covered in the magazine before. It is utterly silly, more than 20 years after the magazine ceased publication, but that tells you a lot about how I approach . I want to learn learn learn. And I love alien starships-of-the-week! :-)

                                                                                  [?]MaGnUs » 🌐
                                                                                  @lordmagnusen@c.im

                                                                                  I'm an idiot, I just realized that the USS Athena looks like it has feathers, like an owl, the symbol of the goddess Athena. Neat.

                                                                                    [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                                                                    @raurquiz@c.im

                                                                                    [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                                                                    @raurquiz@c.im

                                                                                    @trekcore

                                                                                    happybirthday jolene blalock actress model tpol star trek enterprise lower decks stargate sg1 starship troopers 3 marauder sex tape legend of the seeker

                                                                                    Alt...happybirthday jolene blalock actress model tpol star trek enterprise lower decks stargate sg1 starship troopers 3 marauder sex tape legend of the seeker

                                                                                      [?]Raurquiz » 🌐
                                                                                      @raurquiz@c.im

                                                                                      @trekcore

                                                                                      remembering dean stockwell actor Colonel Grat star trek enterprise detained quantum leap the green years married to the mob paris texas dune The Twilight Zone stargate sg1

                                                                                      Alt...remembering dean stockwell actor Colonel Grat star trek enterprise detained quantum leap the green years married to the mob paris texas dune The Twilight Zone stargate sg1

                                                                                        [?]x0 [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                        @x0@dragonscave.space

                                                                                        LLM output [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                        Was chatting with Claude about Star Trek. Started with visual descriptions of various ships, but got into a bit more breaking down how the different series work, comparisons between the captains, etc. And then this line happened. Which is fantastic.
                                                                                        The escalating disaster structure is practically a TNG formula at this point. It'll start with a routine mission or anomaly, then one system starts behaving oddly, then fixing that breaks something else, then whatever they did to fix that has now made the original problem worse, and by act three Picard is standing on the bridge with shields at twelve percent, weapons offline, hull breach on deck seven, a spatial anomaly that's going to destroy the ship in twenty minutes, and Geordi is in a Jefferies tube trying to reroute power through a system that wasn't designed for it while Data rattles off increasingly alarming statistics.

                                                                                          [?]Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :fedora: [They/Them] » 🌐
                                                                                          @chillybot@infosec.exchange

                                                                                          Have to say O'Brien and Bashir drunk together is a great scene

                                                                                            [?]lxskllr » 🌐
                                                                                            @lxskllr@mastodon.world

                                                                                            03.04 Stardate -297226.5

                                                                                            We live toot episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag . If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream or contact an Orion trader. Follow Capt Ayako( @MirrorAyako ) and @startrek for updates and all things Trek!

                                                                                            *I encourage everyone interested to particularly follow the Captain, and the tag I think it's inherently more reliable than external groups. Hashtags are Mastodon's warp drive. Use them!

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                                                                                              [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                                                                              @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                                                                              The back wall created for the Enterprise-A transporter room in V: The Final Frontier"↖️ was later often re-used on in the small (medical) lab set, as seen in "The Measure of a Man"↙️, "Evolution"↘️ and in the tactical lab in "The Mind's Eye"↗️.

                                                                                                [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                                                                                @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                                                                                #SFA [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                The music the Doctor and Nahla are listening to in 's "The Life of the Stars" on their way to Kasq, "E lucevan le stelle" ("And the stars were shining") from the third act of Puccini's "Tosca" carries a deep meaning for the Doctor, as can be seen in the quote from 's "Imperfection". This music was cleverly chosen by people who know . Also: the fact that Torres gave him the ability to cry and also gave him something else (as seen in yesterday's episode).

                                                                                                  [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                                                                                  I love (and collect) all kinds of non-fiction books about . I would love if this one got made. If this is is something that you also find interesting and can get behind, go for it! :-)

                                                                                                  kickstarter.com/projects/14951

                                                                                                    [?]Jörg Hillebrand » 🌐
                                                                                                    @gaghyogi49@tenforward.social

                                                                                                    #StarfleetAcademy "The Life of the Stars" impressions [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                    's "The Life of the Stars" starts out slowly but then, the episode really hit me hard and got me in the feels. I'm glad I went into this without spoilers and I know exactly which episode we are going to watch after this one on our Friday night. :-)

                                                                                                      [?]Star Trek Minus Context » 🌐
                                                                                                      @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social

                                                                                                      Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Brunt, a Ferengi, is pictured in what kind of looks like a hobbit house. Smaller than normal houses, the kind you have to duck low to get through a doorway, less straight lines, more curves and rounded. He's in front of one of these hobbit hole doors and outside you see a patio and some greenery. Back to Brunt, he's a Ferengi so we know he has a big exaggerated bald head and giant earlobes, but in this scene he's also wearing a 1980's era Michael Jackson style red leather jacket with a bunch of ornate leather markings and fanciness. Closed caption reads, "I sincerely hope I never see any of you again."

                                                                                                      Alt...Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Brunt, a Ferengi, is pictured in what kind of looks like a hobbit house. Smaller than normal houses, the kind you have to duck low to get through a doorway, less straight lines, more curves and rounded. He's in front of one of these hobbit hole doors and outside you see a patio and some greenery. Back to Brunt, he's a Ferengi so we know he has a big exaggerated bald head and giant earlobes, but in this scene he's also wearing a 1980's era Michael Jackson style red leather jacket with a bunch of ornate leather markings and fanciness. Closed caption reads, "I sincerely hope I never see any of you again."