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Search results for tag #meta

[?]Daily CyberSecurity » 🌐
@DailyCyberSecurity@infosec.exchange

Meta engineers introduced CRAM, an experimental Linux memory compression scheme that uses NUMA nodes to achieve near-native DRAM speeds without swap overhead.

dailytechnow.com/meta-cram-lin

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    [?]Grace O'Malley » 🌐
    @maeve_bkk@kolektiva.social

    [?]Miro Collas » 🌐
    @Miro_Collas@masto.ai

    Meta’s Muse AI agent: a hilarious security disaster - YouTube
    youtube.com/watch?v=HytNZfilDJs

    by @davidgerard

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      [?]Plan23 » 🌐
      @Plan23@troet.cafe

      [?]Arint - SEO+KI » 🌐
      @Arint@arint.info

      RT @carlquintanilla: „Jede Stunde aktualisiert Muse seine Akten über dich und die Personen, die du in Chats, Nachrichten und E-Mails erwähnt hast, die Muse gelesen hat. .. Selbst Personen, die Muse nicht nutzen, unterliegen diesem Mapping-Prozess durch die Muse-Agenten anderer.“

      mehr auf Arint.info

      https://x.com/carlquintanilla/status/2107611840796918257

      [?]Pedram » 🌐
      @psoheil@c.im

      just published how it secures , its personal AI agent, and the architecture is worth studying for anyone building agentic systems.

      The core idea: assume the agent will be attacked, and design the system so a compromised agent causes minimal damage.

      • Each user gets an isolated cloud VM (the Muse Secure VM) running the agent, a browser, code execution, subagents, and scheduled jobs.
      • Real credentials never enter the VM. The agent works with surrogate tokens, and a separate component called Sentinel swaps in the real credential only at the network boundary.
      • Sentinel is the only thing that can talk to connectors or the internet. The agent proposes, Sentinel allows, denies, or asks the user. The agent cannot override it.
      • Tainted egress: once a process touches private data, it loses automatic network permission. Any later outbound action needs human approval. This is Meta's answer to the "lethal trifecta" of private data, untrusted input, and a way to send data out.
      • The model is trained with prompt injection in mind, but Meta's position is that model-level defenses are never enough, so the real controls live at the OS level.

      Notably, Meta also opened a public bug bounty for Muse: up to $300,000 per report, including up to $130,000 for a successful prompt injection affecting a single user.

      The broader lesson: permission needs an owner outside the agent that wants to act.

      research.meta.ai/blog/security

        [?]Daily CyberSecurity » 🌐
        @DailyCyberSecurity@infosec.exchange

        Microsoft and Meta mandate staff to reduce Claude AI usage. Both tech giants aim to cut costs by promoting proprietary artificial intelligence tools.

        dailytechnow.com/reduce-claude

          [?]Mary-Ann Russon :verified:​ » 🌐
          @concertina226@infosec.exchange

          Just popped onto @bbclondonnews News Radio and TV this evening to chat about smart glasses, how the market is going and who is most keen on wearable technology with Shay Kaur Grewal and Riz Lateef.

          Also the lovely Beth Smith saw me out in the wild on someone's living room TV! Thanks for the pic 📺

          Listen here from 03:06:00 🎧:
          bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0032028

          Mary-Ann Russon as seen on BBC London commenting on Meta Glasses on 6th October 2026.

          Alt...Mary-Ann Russon as seen on BBC London commenting on Meta Glasses on 6th October 2026.

            [?]AA » 🌐
            @AAKL@infosec.exchange

            "Tiffany Sloan has over 375,000 followers on Instagram and also isn't a real person but a gen-AI nightmare."

            "A stand-up comedian alleged that someone had used AI tools to rip off his joke using a fake AI-slop woman."

            "On October 3, comedian George Brett Olson shared a video comparing one of Sloan’s jokes to an excerpt from his own performance, and it’s clear that someone was, at the very least, inspired by not only Olson’s joke, but his outfit, too."

            Kotaku: Viral AI-Generated Comedian Steals Jokes And Is Rewarded With Millions Of Views kotaku.com/viral-ai-generated- @Kotaku

              [?]AA » 🌐
              @AAKL@infosec.exchange

              It's a good thing you have nothing to hide because Meta will use all of it against you even if you're not using its spy bot. If you don't care about your own privacy, maybe consider that of the people who are connected to you and those you love.

              "Each hour, Muse updates its dossiers on you and the people you’ve mentioned in chats, messages, and emails that Muse has read. These pages amount to a map of each user’s social relationships. They record details of how you and your contacts met, your shared interests, your disputes, and 'tensions and alliances' within your social group."

              Time: Meta’s Muse AI Agent Is Building a Dossier On You time.com/article/2026/10/06/me @time

                [?]Daily CyberSecurity » 🌐
                @DailyCyberSecurity@infosec.exchange

                The latest Qualcomm vs Arm trial begins in Delaware. Discover how the billion-dollar licensing dispute impacts Meta partnerships and data center chips.

                dailytechnow.com/qualcomm-vs-a

                  [?]rzeta0 » 🌐
                  @rzeta0@mastodon.world

                  Why is the gov not banning "meta-glasses" in the interests of protecting people?

                  The same reason they're introducing mandatory biometric id.

                  To spy on you.

                   

                  palantir in lord of the rings

                  Alt...palantir in lord of the rings

                    [?]G4Media 📰 » 🤖 🌐
                    @G4Media@mastodon.world

                    , și X contestă în instanță cererile autorității britanice de reglementare a siguranței online.

                    🔗 wp.me/p9KpFA-5zz3

                    [?]Flipboard Tech Desk » 🌐
                    @TechDesk@flipboard.social

                    Meta wants everyone to use its AI agent Muse. But should you trust it with your personal data? For one tech editor, the answer is no. At least not yet. “Two people can keep a secret if one is dead, or so goes the saying,” Alaina Yee writes. “But what happens when you share the details of your life with an AI agent?” Read more from @PCWorld:

                    flip.it/2g_FxI

                      [?]AA » 🌐
                      @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                      "Meta is claiming a research tax credit on those data centers, and if the IRS rejects that claim, its tax rate and tax bill go up."

                      Yahoo: Meta Accused of “Using AI Data Centers to Avoid Federal Taxes” as Credits Jump to $3.9 Billion finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli

                        [?]Flipboard Tech Desk » 🌐
                        @TechDesk@flipboard.social

                        Could you imagine all the photos, posts and messages you've ever shared on social media just disappearing overnight? Here's what happened to one woman who lost 20 years worth of memories on Instagram and Facebook.
                        flip.it/hyo41c

                        And here's how to download your data from Facebook, in case it happens to you:
                        cnet.com/tech/services-and-sof

                          [?]tsar » 🌐
                          @tsar@g0v.social

                          再一個月就離開(刪帳)滿一年了,確認一下目前依然一個都沒有。

                            [?]The-14 Media » 🌐
                            @The14@mastodon.world

                            [?]Daily CyberSecurity » 🌐
                            @DailyCyberSecurity@infosec.exchange

                            Discover the 2026 Meta VR Start Competition. Meta offers a $1M prize pool for developers creating controller-free games and apps for the Meta VR Glasses.

                            dailytechnow.com/meta-vr-start

                              [?]AA » 🌐
                              @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                              "Every post, regardless of what it depicts, is inundated with supportive comments — some surely from bots, but plenty from real people. Some clearly haven’t realized the content they’re consuming is AI, while others acknowledge the slop in disturbing ways."

                              Futurism: Facebook Is Letting Accounts Commit Stolen Valor Using AI Slop of Troops in Warzones futurism.com/artificial-intell @Futurism

                                [?]Daily CyberSecurity » 🌐
                                @DailyCyberSecurity@infosec.exchange

                                Meta Muse Gadgets is an open-source project that lets makers build Muse AI hardware, with ESP32 firmware, a Linux SDK, and a free dongle.

                                securityonline.info/meta-muse-

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                                  [?]Sebastiaan Ammerlaan 🇳🇱 [He/him] » 🌐
                                  @bammerlaan@mastodon.nl

                                  "Social media algorithms amplify right-wing content against young users’ preference"

                                  bi.team/press-releases/social-

                                  I finally re-found this study I read a few months ago, that deserves a lot more attention. It is, in fact, the main reason we should be moving away from big-tech social media: it shows more right-wing content than left-wing content, no matter the political leaning of the user.

                                  Propaganda works. See more of something and you start believing it. And they know it.

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                                    [?]Tony 💉x11 🇦🇺 » 🌐
                                    @kongakong@masto.ai

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                                    [?]The New Oil » 🤖 🌐
                                    @thenewoil@mastodon.thenewoil.org

                                    ’s agent sent a total stranger to a user’s home

                                    proton.me/blog/meta-muse-ai-ho

                                      [?]Ukraine War Bulletins and News » 🌐
                                      @SocraticEthics@mastodon.online

                                      youtu.be/FLcrvMfHUJM
                                      ⚠️⛔️Meet the Billionaire enemies of humanity dedicated to building a superior AI species designed to carry out human extinction (Species | Documenting AI VIDEO)

                                        [?]The New Oil » 🤖 🌐
                                        @thenewoil@mastodon.thenewoil.org

                                        [?]AA » 🌐
                                        @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                        From yesterday. One more time: you cannot trust Meta, more so than any other scheming, prevaricating, leaching, corrupt AI or tech company.

                                        Apple said "it plans to change its Mac operating system to make it more obvious when AI agents ask ​to access all of the data on Macs."

                                        Reuters: Apple says it will flag AI requests for Mac data after Meta's Muse draws complaints reuters.com/business/retail-co @Reuters

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                                          [?]stux⚡️ » 🌐
                                          @stux@mstdn.social

                                          But in all seriousness:

                                          I grew up with: "don't share your personal details online"

                                          Nowadays they want to require us to verify ourself every step of the way, to "protect" us from dangerous places(in this case)

                                          The solution is SIMPLE: Go after the "dangerous places" and make them safe again, one way or another

                                          Because at the end of the day we all know those unsafe places are platforms from , and other big tech

                                          STOP ignoring the actual issue and do something

                                          @EUCommission

                                            [?]Arint - SEO+KI » 🌐
                                            @Arint@arint.info

                                            🤖 KI-Briefing — 03.10.2026

                                            1. Künstliche Intelligenz: Aleph Alpha: «Souveräne KI made in Germany»
                                            Hier finden Sie Informationen zu dem Thema „Künstliche Intelligenz“. Lesen Sie jetzt „Aleph Alpha: «Souveräne KI made in ...

                                            2. Meta gibt an, dass Muse Spark sechs wichtige mathematische Probleme gelöst hat und veröffentlicht Open-Source-Projekt...
                                            Meta says its Muse Spark AI models have helped mathematicians solve 6 math problems in areas like probability and ...

                                            3. 217 Jahre ungelöst: KI knackt Napoleons Geheimcode in 6 Stunden
                                            Ein verschlüsselter Brief aus Napoleons Umfeld gab Historikern jahrhundertelang Rätsel auf. Nun gelang einem KI-Modell die Entschlüsselung in rund sechs Stunden.

                                            4. Angst vor Hackern: Google hält neue Super-KI zurück
                                            Google hat mit Gemini 4 Argon ein besonders leistungsfähiges KI-Modell entwickelt. Doch statt es sofort freizugeben, ...

                                            … weitere Meldungen auf Arint.info

                                            Arint.info · Mehr auf Arint.info #AI #AlephAlpha #Gemini #Germany #math #Meta #OpenAI #Spark #arint_info

                                              [?]Renatomancer » 🌐
                                              @Renatomancer@exquisite.social

                                              [?]Bisy » 🌐
                                              @Bisy@mstdn.ca

                                              Friday Night … 😄 Be good!

                                                [?]Bisy » 🌐
                                                @Bisy@mstdn.ca

                                                🇫🇷 Niggers be like: > "We're protesting to get more teachers" > Lynch the teacher

                                                  [?]Patrick.sh » 🌐
                                                  @psh@infosec.exchange

                                                  If personal ai agents start spam calling businesses en mass to ask questions or try to make orders, I guarantee you many of those businesses will de-list their phone numbers; especially restaurants.

                                                  It will completely overload small businesses with needless dumb questions. These people who are pushing this have never worked a customer service job in their lives.

                                                  Text Transcription from ai agent calling plumbing company. 

Call transcript with Guerra's Plumbing, Englewood, CO at September 17, 2026, 1:32 PM
Recipient: This is Robert.
Muse: Hi, this is Brett calling on Ankit Gordhandas's behalf. I'll be transcribing this call for notes. I'm looking for a quote to install three customer-supplied bidet sprayers. Can you help with that?
Recipient: Can you soak my dick?
Muse: I'm just calling about the installation quote. Is there someone there who can help with plumbing pricing?

                                                  Alt...Text Transcription from ai agent calling plumbing company. Call transcript with Guerra's Plumbing, Englewood, CO at September 17, 2026, 1:32 PM Recipient: This is Robert. Muse: Hi, this is Brett calling on Ankit Gordhandas's behalf. I'll be transcribing this call for notes. I'm looking for a quote to install three customer-supplied bidet sprayers. Can you help with that? Recipient: Can you soak my dick? Muse: I'm just calling about the installation quote. Is there someone there who can help with plumbing pricing?

                                                    [?]samvie » 🌐
                                                    @samvie@chaos.social

                                                    🔥 Bitte lest den aktuellen @epicenter_works Newsletter
                                                    mit einer klaren Analyse was der EU für das und seine Dienste wie bedeutet

                                                    🧵 Bye Bye Fediverse

                                                    "Und als absolute Krönung, werden im Gegensatz zum kleine Plattformen wie oder nicht verschont.

                                                    Milliardenkonzerne wie , und haben demnach die selben Auflagen zu erfüllen wie kleine, europäische Anbieter.

                                                    👉 epicenter.works/content/zwei-f

                                                      [?]Rolle Laukkarinen » 🌐
                                                      @rolle@mementomori.social

                                                      Meta rajasi juuri Facebookissa linkkien jakamisen kahteen per kuukausi.

                                                      Kenellekään ei pitäisi tulla yllätyksenä, että Internet ja some paskoontuu jatkuvasti. Se tapahtuu niin vaivihkaa, että valtaosa hyväksyy asian, eikä useampaa haittaa, että jatkossa esim. somen, appien tai palveluiden käyttäminen on "ilmaisversioina" todella rajallista.

                                                      Digitaalinen suvereniteetti on tärkeämpää kuin koskaan. Siksi suosittelen kaikille eurooppalaista, hajautettua ja itse hostattua vaihtoehtoa Big Techin sijaan.

                                                        [?]AA » 🌐
                                                        @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                                        From yesterday, and not just Meta. Amazon, too. The original report came from The New York Times. It's paywalled nytimes.com/2026/09/30/technol

                                                        "If the report is true, taxpayers could have been subsidizing Meta’s AI data center expansion for the past two years."

                                                        Gizmodo: Taxpayers Have Been Subsidizing Meta’s AI Data Centers: Report gizmodo.com/taxpayers-have-bee

                                                          [?]MFennVT » 🌐
                                                          @MFennVT@mastodon.world

                                                          This sucks. No question. But, I'm sorry, it's 2026 and you were still trusting ? Where have you been? cbc.ca/news/business/meta-acco

                                                            [?]Bisy » 🌐
                                                            @Bisy@mstdn.ca

                                                            🇪🇸 Spanish third-position/right-wing movement be like …

                                                              [?]Piotr "Mikołaj" Mikołajski 🐉 » 🌐
                                                              @sithian@c.im

                                                              @InfZakladowy wrzucił wpis z tym obrazkiem, pozwolę sobie zacytować całość:
                                                              ___
                                                              Kochani, z przyjemnością informuję, że gównowacenie Facebooka weszło na zupełnie nowy level. W tej odsłonie Zuck wypisuje się z internetu, bo nie może być tak, żeby ludzie spontanicznie publikowali linki do obcych stron. Dwa na miesiąc mają wystarczyć! Ale to nie koniec!

                                                              Jesteście ciekawi, po ile są te subskrypcje? No więc podstawowa za 190 zł/miesiąc daje - uwaga - osiem linków miesięcznie! Jest też wariant esencyjny (Essential) za 58,99 zł w którym są tylko ucałowania dla Zuckerberga, wariant Ekspert za 559 zł a w nim 20 linków, lecz największym hiciorem będzie pakiet Max za 1900 zł/miesiąc a w nim "Nieograniczona liczba zgłoszeń z udziałem specjalistów z działu pomocy". Tak! Tak!!!

                                                              Oto po raz pierwszy "AI" będzie oznaczało "Actually Indian".

                                                              Mocna rzecz. Kibicuję tej internetowej secesji z całego serca!
                                                              ___

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                                                              facebook.com/informatykzaklado
                                                              🌐 meta.com/pl-pl/help/subscripti
                                                              #️⃣

                                                              Komunikat firmy Meta o treści:

"Zyskaj więcej linków dzięki subskrypcji Meta One

W tym miesiącu możesz dodać linki jeszcze do 2 postów lub komentarzy. Twój limit zostanie zresetowany 1 października.

W ramach Meta One możesz nadal udostępniać linki w postach i komentarzach oraz uzyskać dostęp do innych korzyści dla subskrybentów.

Przydział linków dotyczy organicznych postów. Linki do obsługiwanych partnerów, Storefront twórcy i platform Meta pozostają nieograniczone".

                                                              Alt...Komunikat firmy Meta o treści: "Zyskaj więcej linków dzięki subskrypcji Meta One W tym miesiącu możesz dodać linki jeszcze do 2 postów lub komentarzy. Twój limit zostanie zresetowany 1 października. W ramach Meta One możesz nadal udostępniać linki w postach i komentarzach oraz uzyskać dostęp do innych korzyści dla subskrybentów. Przydział linków dotyczy organicznych postów. Linki do obsługiwanych partnerów, Storefront twórcy i platform Meta pozostają nieograniczone".

                                                              [?]indigoprivacy » 🌐
                                                              @indigoprivacy@infosec.exchange

                                                              Meta is disputing a journalist's claim that its Muse AI agent read his private Messages without permission. Meta says reading Messages is opt-in and requires Full Disk Access plus a Messages connector, several manual macOS steps. The journalist says Full Disk Access was off when it happened.

                                                              So what: don't grant AI agents Full Disk Access or Messages access, and review what you've allowed in System Settings > Privacy & Security.

                                                                [?]Edwin G. Spooks 👻 [he/him/il/lui] » 🌐
                                                                @EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca

                                                                Meta’s non-human moderation team have deleted another account, with no way to appeal

                                                                cbc.ca/news/business/meta-acco
                                                                - - -
                                                                L’équipe non-humaine de modération de Meta a supprimé un autre compte, sans moyen d’en faire appel

                                                                // Article en anglais //

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                                                                  [?]Digitalhomecheck 💻🛡️🔐🇪🇺 » 🌐
                                                                  @digitalhomecheck@privacysafe.social

                                                                  Ray-Ban and Oakley spent decades building a reputation for style, quality, and trust. By bringing Meta-powered “spy glasses” to market, they’re throwing that legacy away. A great brand should improve your vision, not make people feel watched.

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                                                                    [?]Digitalhomecheck 💻🛡️🔐🇪🇺 » 🌐
                                                                    @digitalhomecheck@privacysafe.social

                                                                    Big Tech makes you feel like it can make your life easier. The price? A little less privacy every day.

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                                                                      [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                      @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                      THE FUCKING "CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTIONS" IDEA THAT WON OVER THE NYTIMES JOURNALIST IS FUCKING HARDCODED. ALL THE IDEAS ARE FUCKING HARDCODED. AGI IS HERE BABY!!!!!!

                                                                      the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                      Alt...the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                      {
  "schema_version": 1,
  "ideas": [
    {
      "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5",
      "feed_position": 1,
      "onboarding_position": 1,
      "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.",
      "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.",
      "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.",
      "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                      Alt...{ "schema_version": 1, "ideas": [ { "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5", "feed_position": 1, "onboarding_position": 1, "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.", "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.", "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.", "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                      jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles

jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json
"I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about."
"Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database."
"I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought."
"I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers."
"Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track."
"I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day."
"Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters."
"I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day."
"Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you."
"New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors."
"Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed."
"Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change."
"Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price."
"Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup."
"Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option."
"I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off."
"Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger."
"Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it."
"Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie."
"Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night."
"Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite."
"Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule."
"I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes."
"I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set."
"I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes."
"Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget."
"Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot."
"Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites."
"Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale."
"Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets."
"Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it."
"Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals."
"Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund."
"Get your shopping style profile and a look book!"
"Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels."
"I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year."
"One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight."
"Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast."
"Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal."
"Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment."
"Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person."
"Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps."
"I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."

                                                                      Alt...jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about." "Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database." "I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought." "I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers." "Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track." "I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day." "Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters." "I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day." "Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you." "New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors." "Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed." "Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change." "Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price." "Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup." "Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option." "I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off." "Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger." "Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it." "Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie." "Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night." "Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite." "Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule." "I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes." "I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set." "I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes." "Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget." "Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot." "Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites." "Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale." "Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets." "Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it." "Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals." "Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund." "Get your shopping style profile and a look book!" "Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels." "I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year." "One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight." "Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast." "Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal." "Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment." "Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person." "Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps." "I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."