jrollans.com is a Fediverse instance that uses the ActivityPub protocol. In other words, users at this host can communicate with people that use software like Mastodon, Pleroma, Friendica, etc. all around the world.

This server runs the snac software and there is no automatic sign-up process.

Site description
These are the voyag... uh, things I post about.
Admin email
jrollans@gmail.com
Admin account
@jrollans@jrollans.com

Search results for tag #meta

[?]Patrick.sh » 🌐
@psh@infosec.exchange

If personal ai agents start spam calling businesses en mass to ask questions or try to make orders, I guarantee you many of those businesses will de-list their phone numbers; especially restaurants.

It will completely overload small businesses with needless dumb questions. These people who are pushing this have never worked a customer service job in their lives.

Text Transcription from ai agent calling plumbing company. 

Call transcript with Guerra's Plumbing, Englewood, CO at September 17, 2026, 1:32 PM
Recipient: This is Robert.
Muse: Hi, this is Brett calling on Ankit Gordhandas's behalf. I'll be transcribing this call for notes. I'm looking for a quote to install three customer-supplied bidet sprayers. Can you help with that?
Recipient: Can you soak my dick?
Muse: I'm just calling about the installation quote. Is there someone there who can help with plumbing pricing?

Alt...Text Transcription from ai agent calling plumbing company. Call transcript with Guerra's Plumbing, Englewood, CO at September 17, 2026, 1:32 PM Recipient: This is Robert. Muse: Hi, this is Brett calling on Ankit Gordhandas's behalf. I'll be transcribing this call for notes. I'm looking for a quote to install three customer-supplied bidet sprayers. Can you help with that? Recipient: Can you soak my dick? Muse: I'm just calling about the installation quote. Is there someone there who can help with plumbing pricing?

    [?]samvie » 🌐
    @samvie@chaos.social

    🔥 Bitte lest den aktuellen @epicenter_works Newsletter
    mit einer klaren Analyse was der EU für das und seine Dienste wie bedeutet

    🧵 Bye Bye Fediverse

    "Und als absolute Krönung, werden im Gegensatz zum kleine Plattformen wie oder nicht verschont.

    Milliardenkonzerne wie , und haben demnach die selben Auflagen zu erfüllen wie kleine, europäische Anbieter.

    👉 epicenter.works/content/zwei-f

      [?]Rolle Laukkarinen » 🌐
      @rolle@mementomori.social

      Meta rajasi juuri Facebookissa linkkien jakamisen kahteen per kuukausi.

      Kenellekään ei pitäisi tulla yllätyksenä, että Internet ja some paskoontuu jatkuvasti. Se tapahtuu niin vaivihkaa, että valtaosa hyväksyy asian, eikä useampaa haittaa, että jatkossa esim. somen, appien tai palveluiden käyttäminen on "ilmaisversioina" todella rajallista.

      Digitaalinen suvereniteetti on tärkeämpää kuin koskaan. Siksi suosittelen kaikille eurooppalaista, hajautettua ja itse hostattua vaihtoehtoa Big Techin sijaan.

        [?]AA » 🌐
        @AAKL@infosec.exchange

        From yesterday, and not just Meta. Amazon, too. The original report came from The New York Times. It's paywalled nytimes.com/2026/09/30/technol

        "If the report is true, taxpayers could have been subsidizing Meta’s AI data center expansion for the past two years."

        Gizmodo: Taxpayers Have Been Subsidizing Meta’s AI Data Centers: Report gizmodo.com/taxpayers-have-bee

          [?]MFennVT » 🌐
          @MFennVT@mastodon.world

          This sucks. No question. But, I'm sorry, it's 2026 and you were still trusting ? Where have you been? cbc.ca/news/business/meta-acco

            [?]Bisy » 🌐
            @Bisy@mstdn.ca

            🇪🇸 Spanish third-position/right-wing movement be like …

              [?]Piotr "Mikołaj" Mikołajski 🐉 » 🌐
              @sithian@c.im

              @InfZakladowy wrzucił wpis z tym obrazkiem, pozwolę sobie zacytować całość:
              ___
              Kochani, z przyjemnością informuję, że gównowacenie Facebooka weszło na zupełnie nowy level. W tej odsłonie Zuck wypisuje się z internetu, bo nie może być tak, żeby ludzie spontanicznie publikowali linki do obcych stron. Dwa na miesiąc mają wystarczyć! Ale to nie koniec!

              Jesteście ciekawi, po ile są te subskrypcje? No więc podstawowa za 190 zł/miesiąc daje - uwaga - osiem linków miesięcznie! Jest też wariant esencyjny (Essential) za 58,99 zł w którym są tylko ucałowania dla Zuckerberga, wariant Ekspert za 559 zł a w nim 20 linków, lecz największym hiciorem będzie pakiet Max za 1900 zł/miesiąc a w nim "Nieograniczona liczba zgłoszeń z udziałem specjalistów z działu pomocy". Tak! Tak!!!

              Oto po raz pierwszy "AI" będzie oznaczało "Actually Indian".

              Mocna rzecz. Kibicuję tej internetowej secesji z całego serca!
              ___

              🌐
              facebook.com/informatykzaklado
              🌐 meta.com/pl-pl/help/subscripti
              #️⃣

              Komunikat firmy Meta o treści:

"Zyskaj więcej linków dzięki subskrypcji Meta One

W tym miesiącu możesz dodać linki jeszcze do 2 postów lub komentarzy. Twój limit zostanie zresetowany 1 października.

W ramach Meta One możesz nadal udostępniać linki w postach i komentarzach oraz uzyskać dostęp do innych korzyści dla subskrybentów.

Przydział linków dotyczy organicznych postów. Linki do obsługiwanych partnerów, Storefront twórcy i platform Meta pozostają nieograniczone".

              Alt...Komunikat firmy Meta o treści: "Zyskaj więcej linków dzięki subskrypcji Meta One W tym miesiącu możesz dodać linki jeszcze do 2 postów lub komentarzy. Twój limit zostanie zresetowany 1 października. W ramach Meta One możesz nadal udostępniać linki w postach i komentarzach oraz uzyskać dostęp do innych korzyści dla subskrybentów. Przydział linków dotyczy organicznych postów. Linki do obsługiwanych partnerów, Storefront twórcy i platform Meta pozostają nieograniczone".

              [?]indigoprivacy » 🌐
              @indigoprivacy@infosec.exchange

              Meta is disputing a journalist's claim that its Muse AI agent read his private Messages without permission. Meta says reading Messages is opt-in and requires Full Disk Access plus a Messages connector, several manual macOS steps. The journalist says Full Disk Access was off when it happened.

              So what: don't grant AI agents Full Disk Access or Messages access, and review what you've allowed in System Settings > Privacy & Security.

                [?]Edwin G. :mapleleafroundel: [he/him/il/lui] » 🌐
                @EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca

                Meta’s non-human moderation team have deleted another account, with no way to appeal

                cbc.ca/news/business/meta-acco
                - - -
                L’équipe non-humaine de modération de Meta a supprimé un autre compte, sans moyen d’en faire appel

                // Article en anglais //

                  AodeRelay boosted

                  [?]Digitalhomecheck 💻🛡️🔐🇪🇺 » 🌐
                  @digitalhomecheck@privacysafe.social

                  Ray-Ban and Oakley spent decades building a reputation for style, quality, and trust. By bringing Meta-powered “spy glasses” to market, they’re throwing that legacy away. A great brand should improve your vision, not make people feel watched.

                    AodeRelay boosted

                    [?]Digitalhomecheck 💻🛡️🔐🇪🇺 » 🌐
                    @digitalhomecheck@privacysafe.social

                    Big Tech makes you feel like it can make your life easier. The price? A little less privacy every day.

                      [?]Santiago 🔭🪐 » 🌐
                      @santiago@mastodon.uy

                      Que podria salir mal?

                      Trump apuesta a la autoregulación re las empresas de IA

                      Alt...Trump apuesta a la autoregulación re las empresas de IA

                        [?]Captain Jack Sparrow » 🌐
                        @Captain_Jack_Sparrow@mastodon.world

                        @CrimethInc

                        is helping the far right gain power all over the world, by promoting far right parties and blocking the left.

                          [?]Italian News by RSS » 🌐
                          @ItalianNews@mastodon.ozioso.online

                          Domani: L’Ia nell’era di Trump: ora i controllori sono i controllati

                          Alla Casa Bianca, il tycoon ha consegnato la tecnologia più potente del secolo alle aziende che ne incassano i profitti: OpenAi, Anthropic, Meta & co. È una follia: nessun paese democratico affida la sicurezza dei cittadini alla coscienza dei consigli di amministrazione. In pratica, l'America ha rinunciato a governare l'intelligenza artificiale

                          AI in the age of Trump: now the regulators are being regulated.

                          At the White House, the tycoon handed over the most powerful technology of the century to companies that reap its profits: OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta & co. It’s madness: no democratic country entrusts the safety of citizens to the conscience of boards of directors. In effect, America has relinquished control of artificial intelligence.

                          &co

                          editorialedomani.it/idee/comme

                            [?]Bisy » 🌐
                            @Bisy@mstdn.ca

                            🇷🇺 🤝 🇰🇵 North Koreans who only recently began arriving in have already almost completely mastered A young woman encountered a group of people from North on the Moscow metro, decided to chat with them, and discovered that they spoke Russian better than many native speakers. Notice, by the way, how neatly they are dressed and how politely they behave, even though they are most likely ordinary laborers working on our construction sites.

                              [?]Vingt Trois Seize » 🌐
                              @vingtroiseize@mastodon.world

                              Our FB post rom year 2017
                              ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏
                              ⚠️ F*ck you Meta / Meta One / Facebook / Threads / Instagram / Playstation / SONY 💩💩💩 💩 💩 💩
                              ╭∩╮(•̀_·́)╭∩╮

                                [?]Georgiann Baldino » 🌐
                                @obtener@mastodon.world

                                [?]Donald Turnbull » 🌐
                                @donaldturnbull@mastodon.world

                                Check out Muse, your personal AI agent. Redeem my code in Settings within 48 hours of joining and we'll both get 1 billion Muse tokens.

                                Code: QGEN0A
                                muse.ai/join

                                  [?]Tuta » 🌐
                                  @Tutanota@mastodon.social

                                  Okay Mark. 🤥

                                  Muse might look like an amazing AI assistant - BUT - knowing that Meta makes huge profits off collecting your data & its history with unethical practices, can you actually trust the tech giant with access to every aspect of your digital life?

                                  We certainly wouldn't!

                                  More 👉 tuta.com/blog/dont-trust-meta-

                                  Image of Mark Zuckerberg wearing Meta Smart Glasses, and a screenshot of a tweet he posted, "Meta delayed shipping Muse for several months to focus on safety and security. We didn't call for everyone else to do this before we would. We just did it as part of our day-to-day work because it was clearly the eight thing for people and for us. I'm proud of the security foundations we've built"

                                  Alt...Image of Mark Zuckerberg wearing Meta Smart Glasses, and a screenshot of a tweet he posted, "Meta delayed shipping Muse for several months to focus on safety and security. We didn't call for everyone else to do this before we would. We just did it as part of our day-to-day work because it was clearly the eight thing for people and for us. I'm proud of the security foundations we've built"

                                    [?]Arint - SEO+KI » 🌐
                                    @Arint@arint.info

                                    🤖 KI-Briefing — 30.09.2026

                                    1. Künstliche Intelligenz: Trump: KI-Firmen sollen sich selbst beaufsichtigen
                                    Seit Wochen wird weltweit über Risiken Künstlicher Intelligenz diskutiert. US-Präsident Trump sagt nach einem Treffen mit ...

                                    2. Trump, Tech-Unternehmer unterzeichnen "moralisch bindendes" KI-Dokument
                                    US President Donald Trump said ​he signed an artificial intelligence-related document on Tuesday ‌with top tech executives in Washington.

                                    3. OpenAI stellt sich Meta mit dem Dots-Agenten im autonomen KI-Vorstoß entgegen.
                                    OpenAI on Tuesday unveiled always-on agents called dots that chase user goals across apps ​on their own, deepening its push into the lucrative enterprise market and pitting it against Meta in the r...

                                    4. OpenAI streicht neues Modell – und setzt auf KI-Agenten
                                    Nach Hacking-Attacken durch seine KI stellte der ChatGPT-Entwickler OpenAI die Entwicklungsprozesse auf den Prüfstand. Ein ...

                                    … weitere Meldungen auf Arint.info

                                    Arint.info · Mehr auf Arint.info #AI #Meta #OpenAI #US #arint_info

                                      [?]Taylor Arndt » 🌐
                                      @tayarndt@techopolis.social

                                      One strike against OpenAI Dots already: availability.

                                      Dots launch for Pro and up. Meta Muse launched free for everyone from day one.

                                      I’m excited to try Dots, but putting a new agent experience behind higher-tier plans limits who gets to experiment with it.

                                      Accessibility isn’t the only kind of access that matters.

                                      What do you think? Should new AI agent experiences launch broadly, or does starting with paid users make sense?

                                        AodeRelay boosted

                                        [?]Kevin Russell » 🌐
                                        @kevinrns@mstdn.social

                                        RE: mastodon.social/@campuscodi/11

                                        This is an act of war.

                                        Facebook, has taken the Brazilian President off the internet in the days before the Brazilian election.

                                        An Act of War. A foreign subversion of a sovereign state.

                                        No idea what a proportional response should be.

                                        Apologies to nations like Turkey and Brazil who suffer because we let techbros grow into a world fascist threat.

                                        (In many world communities facebook IS the internet.)

                                        AodeRelay boosted

                                        [?]Catalin Cimpanu » 🌐
                                        @campuscodi@mastodon.social

                                        Social media giant Meta pulled down Brazilian President Lula's Facebook page and blocked his campaign from running political ads but allows paid ads calling for a military coup

                                        It also didn't take down any of the right-wing disinformation campaigns reported in August

                                        novaramedia.com/2026/09/28/fac

                                          🗳

                                          [?]Owl Eyes Hoo » 🌐
                                          @d1@autistics.life

                                          How high would you say the "dial of sketchiness" is turned up to these days, for users on platforms like , , and ?

                                          8/10:0
                                          9/10:0
                                          10/10:0
                                          11/10:0
                                          12/10:0
                                          13/10:0
                                          14/10:0

                                            [?]AA » 🌐
                                            @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                            The original story is paywalled. This follows the audacious move to poach MongoDB's CEO right before the company's investor day.

                                            "MongoDB got crushed, falling 18% on the day. Perhaps more surprising was that Meta fell 5%."

                                            Business Insider, via Yahoo: Meta’s latest AI land grab has the software industry on edge again ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/meta

                                              AodeRelay boosted

                                              [?]Grow Your Own Services 🌱 » 🌐
                                              @homegrown@social.growyourown.services

                                              Facebook/Meta are now demanding a monthly fee from owners of Facebook Pages to post links to outside sites:

                                              socialmediatoday.com/news/face

                                              The monthly fee Meta are demanding for posting links on Facebook Pages is quite astonishing:

                                              US$50 per month for 8 links
                                              US$150 per month for 20 links
                                              US$500 per month for unlimited links

                                              This is many times more than the cost of running your own website, cloud and social media server all put together. Independence is much cheaper and better.

                                                [?]Only Politics » 🌐
                                                @Only_Politics@infosec.exchange

                                                Kissing up really pays off.

                                                The Detroit News: Trump to host Zuckerberg, Anthropic's Amodei, and other AI titans Tuesday detroitnews.com/story/tech/202

                                                  [?]AA » 🌐
                                                  @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                                  Kissing up really pays off.

                                                  The Detroit News: Trump to host Zuckerberg, Anthropic's Amodei, and other AI titans Tuesday detroitnews.com/story/tech/202

                                                  @Only_Politics

                                                    [?]Captain Jack Sparrow » 🌐
                                                    @Captain_Jack_Sparrow@mastodon.world

                                                    [?]Jacobo Da Riva Muñoz » 🌐
                                                    @jdrm@social.linux.pizza

                                                    "Muse does everything! It’ll go through your email! It’ll book appointments! It’ll even make phone calls for you, using AGI — A Guy Instead. Calls are made by humans in a call centre." pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/28/met

                                                      AodeRelay boosted

                                                      [?]Pepijn » 🌐
                                                      @Pepijn@mastodon.online

                                                      RE: mastodon.online/@Pepijn/117242

                                                      Question for people living in countries where the applies*:

                                                      I'm in Denmark. After twice encountering hospital staff wearing connected camera-glasses I contacted our regional system. They're now thinking of how to regulate this.

                                                      As a simple ban in a long policy document is unlikely to be effective I'm looking for practical examples of how other healthcare facilities handle this.

                                                      So if you have any examples of best practice, please share!

                                                      *#EU & ;-)

                                                        [?]Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶 » 🌐
                                                        @MrBerard@mastodon.acm.org

                                                        Anyone interested in AI safety, adversarial testing of agentic system, putting Zuck on blast, or having a rolling good time on infosec matters should follow @jonny , and turn on notifications, because he's live-tooting his adversarial testing of Meta's Muse with methods and results both hilarious.

                                                          AodeRelay boosted

                                                          [?]DrALJONES » 🌐
                                                          @DrALJONES@mastodon.social

                                                          Surprise

                                                          Report: "Meta briefly disabled ads on the Facebook page of Brazil’s leftwing president on Friday – just days before he faces a far-right challenger in national elections."

                                                          But it allows paid posts calling for the military to ‘take back power.'

                                                          Pres Lula da Silva's campaign has filed an appeal & is awaiting explanation.

                                                          novaramedia.com/2026/09/28/fac

                                                          .

                                                            [?]:pona_plush: #FediPact :pona_plush: » 🌐
                                                            @FediPact@cyberpunk.lol

                                                            i've decided i'm gonna get even sillier with the fedipact account now

                                                            i mean it was already pretty silly before. like posting nudes with "fedipact" written across my tits and boosting them on here levels of silly

                                                            but i mean EVEN SILLIER

                                                            as in... lyric and music posting mainly i guess

                                                            funny how that's a step up for me lol

                                                              [?]:pona_plush: #FediPact :pona_plush: » 🌐
                                                              @FediPact@cyberpunk.lol

                                                              but yeah fuck megacorps fuck professionalism fuck being presentable

                                                              it wouldn't be representative of the portion of the fediverse we're trying to save if it wasn't awesome as fuck and flying in the face of all that

                                                                [?]:pona_plush: #FediPact :pona_plush: » 🌐
                                                                @FediPact@cyberpunk.lol

                                                                why do you think i made the fedipact website so damn pretty-looking and wildly unprofessional?

                                                                because this is fedi, the cool side of fedi, not goddamn linkedin

                                                                  AodeRelay boosted

                                                                  [?]Miguel Afonso Caetano 🦾 🌹 » 🌐
                                                                  @remixtures@tldr.nettime.org

                                                                  "Then, yesterday, I was having a conversation with my Primary Technology podcast co-host, Stephen Robles, about the new iPhones. Moments later, I got a push notification from Muse suggesting that the conversation we were having would make for a good column and offered to put together research for me to write about. It even flagged a message from my editor about having a column ready for Monday.

                                                                  Not only had I not asked it to do that sort of thing, I never gave it permission to read my messages. In fact, I remember explicitly choosing not to let it have access to my messages, calendar, and other personal information.

                                                                  Stranger still was what happened when I asked Muse how it knew. It told me it didn’t have access to my message history at all. Instead, it said the Muse app on my Mac was simply passing along the text of incoming notification banners.

                                                                  “When a notification pops up on your paired Mac, the text of that notification gets relayed to me—basically what you’d see in the banner itself,” Muse told me.

                                                                  It went even further. “I can’t open your Messages app, scroll threads, or read history. It’s the incoming notification stream only, not access to your texts.”

                                                                  Except that wasn’t true.

                                                                  I did a little digging. Muse does sync your messages from the local Messages database and uploads that information as a data source. On my device, it had been activated and synced to row 187,462 of my Messages database. I’m not sure how many messages that equates to, but it’s obviously more than whatever Muse told me about what it was doing.

                                                                  Which, honestly, is the point. I never gave it permission to do that. And, more importantly, I never would do so on purpose."

                                                                  inc.com/jason-aten/metas-new-m

                                                                    [?]Bob Young » 🌐
                                                                    @fifonetworks@infosec.exchange

                                                                    And speaking of Meta Muse: I wonder if anyone on the board at Meta has figured out yet that Mark Zuckerberg has become toxic to the brand. His face and his name are associated with loss of privacy, dishonesty, and forced opt-in.

                                                                    If the Meta board would decide to oust Zuckerberg and publicly denounce him, they might have some opportunity to recuperate the brand names they manage.

                                                                    But right now, Zuckerberg is the very face of user exploitation.

                                                                      [?]rapha3l » 🌐
                                                                      @rapha3l@not-x.g2od.ch

                                                                      Ralf Stockmann: "Die angezeigte Reichweite von Postings auf kommerziellen Plattformen ist nur ausgedacht..."

                                                                      @rstockm

                                                                      fair.tube/w/wQ39EtLE5byALEZ158

                                                                        [?]AA » 🌐
                                                                        @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                                                        Meta shouldn't be the one to decide this. and who's terrorism are they monitoring anyway?

                                                                        Meta's McCarthy "wrote that while the consortium welcomed the experts’ insights on violent trends, it no longer desired their scrutiny on the effectiveness of Big Tech’s efforts to curtail violence."

                                                                        "The committee would be barred from weighing in on key topics such as the consortium’s performance and making recommendations together as a group. Its role as a watchdog would be neutered, advisers believed."

                                                                        Wired: Meta-Led Anti-Terrorism Group Faces Mass Resignation of Expert Advisers wired.com/story/independent-ad @WIRED

                                                                          [?]RSS bot » 🤖 🌐
                                                                          @rss_bot@social.koti.site

                                                                          [?]DrALJONES » 🌐
                                                                          @DrALJONES@mastodon.social

                                                                          Surprise

                                                                          Report: "Meta briefly disabled ads on the Facebook page of Brazil’s leftwing president on Friday – just days before he faces a far-right challenger in national elections."

                                                                          But it allows paid posts calling for the military to ‘take back power.'

                                                                          Pres Lula da Silva's campaign has filed an appeal & is awaiting explanation.

                                                                          novaramedia.com/2026/09/28/fac

                                                                          .

                                                                            [?]Anders_S » 🌐
                                                                            @admin@blog.zaramis.se

                                                                            Problemen med AI eller rättare sagt stora språkmodeller (LLM) är inte att vi kan dödas av artificiell intelligens som börjat tänka själv. Helt enkelt för att det inte är möjligt att de ska kunna tänka själva eller vara självmedvetna. Det bara ser ut så då LLM:er använder vanligt språk som ett programmeringsspråk. Självlärande program har dock funnits mycket länge men de har tidigare bara använt språk som specialskrivit för att vara programmeringsspråk. 

                                                                            https://blog.zaramis.se/2026/09/28/problemen-med-ai/

                                                                            AI-konst

                                                                            Alt...AI-konst

                                                                            [?]AA » 🌐
                                                                            @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                                                            Only in America.

                                                                            "The lawmakers cited falling corporate tax payments, even as revenues rise, and asked for information on tax deductions claimed by the companies and lobbying efforts in the lead-up to the 2025 passage of the 'one big beautiful bill'.”

                                                                            CNBC: Meta, Google, Amazon, Microsoft draw Sen. Warren questions about AI tax subsidies cnbc.com/2026/09/28/warren-sen @CNBC

                                                                              [?]Florian Lancker » 🌐
                                                                              @Lancker@metalhead.club

                                                                              Termin beim Optiker für eine Meta-Spannerbrille morgen ist geklickt.

                                                                                AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                [?]Augenstern 👓 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 » 🌐
                                                                                @arthurdent@troet.cafe

                                                                                Nochmal ,
                                                                                Gestern habe ich erfahren, dass der diesjährige an und gegangen ist, wegen des Vertriebs der -Spannerbrille. Sehr gut 😊
                                                                                Kleiner Hinweis: Die Apollo-Holding ist im Besitz des Essilor/Lucottica-Konzerns, die dieses Schnüffeltool auch herstellen. Nochmal: FINGER WEG von Ray Ban, Armani und Co. Gegen die ist Müller nur 'n Flohmarkthändler. Just saying…

                                                                                  AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                  [?]David » 🌐
                                                                                  @deFractal@infosec.exchange

                                                                                  Since , , , and (of course) are all refusing to advertise the documentary , here it is with and . Let's share it around and see if we can summon Ms. Streisand.

                                                                                  Alt...A preview of the documentary “Musk.” Subtitles are embedded in the video. Visual description follows. A black hole with a glowing orange accretion disk spins in deep space. A horizontal streak of light cuts across it with a text overlay reading “Musk.” A logo of two columns of six short lines appears at the bottom left; both the logo and text remain throughout. A large, turbulent sun is partially eclipsed by a dark planet. “Bleecker Street” emerges in fiery orange and white textured capital letters against a black background. A high angle view shows a packed indoor arena with red and blue lit seating and a central stage with screens. Donald Trump stands on a stage with American flags, shaking hands with Elon Musk amidst a crowd. Musk stands at a campaign podium with signs reading “Trump will fix it,” “Trump Vance,” “Make America Great Again,” and “2024.” He wears a black MAGA cap in Fraktur font, a Foundation Series t-shirt, and a suit jacket, gesturing triumphantly with raised fists and an open mouth. Alex Gibney appears in metallic silver white capital letters, topped by “Academy Award Winning Filmmaker.” Musk drives a black Tesla convertible past an empty white Tesla sedan on a dark stage with blue spotlights. He wears a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses. A background screen displays a neon Cyber Rodeo sign shaped like Texas. Musk stands on stage with arms raised, wearing a Cyber Rodeo t-shirt under bright lights. Text reads “Director of Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room and Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief” in silver white capitals. Musk, in a black leather jacket, stands smugly behind a Nasdaq podium clapping alongside an all white, mostly male group of about 24 other people. Text reads “Invites You to Experience...” on a black background. Musk walks outdoors at night in a dark coat past distant city lights. A dark screen shows a series of posts between Musk and filmmaker Alex Gibney. Musk: “It’s a hit piece.” Gibney: “How would you know?” Musk: “Gibney is a douche,” and Gibney responds: “Douché.” The quote “The Definitive Examination of the World’s Richest Megalomaniac,” attributed to “IndieWire,” appears in silver white letters. A close up shows rocket engines hoisted by a red crane while workers in hard hats and safety vests guide them with ropes. A tall, silver and black Starship rocket stands on a launchpad surrounded by support towers under a blue sky. Former USAID Administrator Samantha Power speaks to the camera in corporate attire and a silk scarf against a digital city backdrop. A pre cosmetic procedure close up shows Musk looking downward with a weary, tight lipped expression. A low angle shot shows three large exhaust nozzles of a rocket engine assembly against a blue sky. The quote “Epic,” attributed to “The Guardian,” appears under four white stars. A wide, rocky Mars like red landscape features mountains and a hazy orange sky. Musk walks through a parking area in a graphic t-shirt. The quote “An Enrapturing Evisceration,” attributed to “The Playlist,” is centred on a black background. Musk looks up at a large metal construction facility. A close up shows a cylindrical rocket section covered in worn hexagonal heat tiles. A black conical nose cone is suspended by a crane near two workers on a lift platform. Barack Obama and Musk stand on a tarmac; Obama looks up as Musk points out of frame. Obama shakes hands with Musk while military personnel and onlookers stand behind them. A silver rocket lifts off, leaving orange flames and white smoke, then explodes mid air into a massive fireball and debris. A man in a pink shirt gestures while speaking against a star projection. The quote “A Lacerating Portrait of Power Lust and Delusion,” attributed to “Variety,” appears on black. A wooden door features a Tesla Motors Inc. sign next to a split screen showing a wooden car prototype from three angles. A crowd celebrates behind a blue TSLA barrier; Musk smiles while carrying a young child on his shoulders. A man walks toward an open door black sports car in a workshop. Tesla Co Founder Martin Eberhard sits at a 90s era desk with documents and computers. An older, grey haired Eberhard speaks to the camera in a modern living space. A man addresses a large audience holding up smartphones. A wide shot of a stage shows a screen reading “Annual Shareholder Meeting 2025” next to a humanoid robot silhouette while a speaker addresses a crowd. Musk walks onto the lit stage, raising his arms in celebration. The quote “Musk Has the Fear Factor of a Conspiracy Thriller,” attributed to “The Hollywood Reporter,” is displayed. A close up shows the back of a black t-shirt dated 2022 with a graphic of a Cybertruck and Musk. Author Cory Doctorow speaks while gesturing against a concrete wall. A six feed video grid shows camera angles from a moving vehicle tracking roads and pedestrians. A close up reveals a severely burned, charred, and shattered Tesla Cybertruck. Musk smiles walking through a modern lobby carrying a white ceramic sink. A woman with glasses works on a laptop in an office. A laptop sits on a desk with an orange sticky note; Musk sits leaning forward in the background. Musk and Tucker Carlson sit in wooden chairs laughing over a small table. The quote “Damning... Gripping Work.,” attributed to “Vulture,” appears. A vertical clip shows Musk running at night by a pool with a child on his shoulders. Ex partner Ashley St. Clair speaks in an interview layout against a wood panelled background. A rapid photo series displays Musk’s white children and their mothers, with faces blurred, sometimes showing Musk looking at devices instead of the children. A close up shows a plastic ID badge for a child named X. Musk sits indoors looking at a smartphone with a blurred baby on his lap. The quote “One of the Buzziest Films of the Year,” attributed to “The New York Times,” appears. Trump signs a document at the Resolute Desk surrounded by press. Trump sits at his desk while Musk, in a black cap, stands nearby speaking to reporters. Wired Global Editorial Director Katie Drummond speaks in an interview wearing a black blazer against a city skyline window. Trump and Musk stand outside the White House next to a red Tesla sedan as Trump gestures and speaks. Musk adjusts his hair inside a dark elevator. Office workers operate desktop computers at a long desk. Journalist Kara Swisher speaks seriously in a studio wearing a dark blazer and patterned scarf against a dusk skyline. The quote “The Most Comprehensive Dismantling of Elon Musk’s Mythos,” attributed to the “Los Angeles Times,” is shown. Musk shakes hands with Trump on an outdoor stage. Musk holds a child on his shoulders near an American flag in a chandelier lit room. Trump stands with family members inside a formal room while Musk stands to the right holding a child. A spacecraft camera shows a white satellite deploying in space with a digital timer. White Starlink satellite lights move diagonally across a twilight sky between building silhouettes. Author and ex wife Justine Musk speaks with a serious, concerned expression. Rapid cuts flash within letter frames spelling Musk. Images include Musk near industrial sites, a Washington Monument crowd, a rocket launch, a smouldering Cybertruck, Musk being escorted, and Musk at a podium. At the end, Musk throws a Nazi salute, his arm aligning with the letter K. Musk looks up at a massive rocket tower structure. Musk stands with arms crossed wearing an occupy Mars shirt. A vertical frame of a massive explosion expands to reveal the word Musk filled with fire textures. Text reads Directed by Alex Gibney and Written by Alex Gibney and Michael J. Palmer. The final screen displays “Only in Theaters This Fall” and “Tickets on Sale Now” in glowing, fire textured letters.

                                                                                    [?]Jon Snow » 🌐
                                                                                    @jonsnow@mastodon.online

                                                                                    New Mexico jury finds Facebook liable for over 43 million violations of consumer protection law—and Meta could owe over $200 billion in penalties

                                                                                    fortune.com/2026/09/26/faceboo

                                                                                      [?]Watermelonpaloma » 🌐
                                                                                      @Watermelonpaloma@mastodon.world

                                                                                      [?]Owl Eyes Hoo » 🌐
                                                                                      @d1@autistics.life

                                                                                      Today I deleted my FaceBozak account the best I could. Everybody likes to complain about all the problems in the world, but then where is the spine seen, to take the action which is within "arms reach"? It took me all of 10 minutes to do it.

                                                                                        [?]Justin Crozer » 🌐
                                                                                        @jxc@c.im

                                                                                        Have make the phone call or let the contractor be a racist on your behalf — both shitty options; how about making the call yourself?

                                                                                        reuters.com/business/meta-test

                                                                                        Screenshot of text featuring two quotes from employees. The first quote reads: "It's baffling to me why we think this feature is worth the risk," one employee wrote in an internal post. "We are one bug away from unnecessary information being leaked to human callers." The second paragraph reads: Another employee, who had asked Muse to call an internet and cable provider to negotiate his bill, said a transcript showed the human contractor had made a racist reference during the call.

                                                                                        Alt...Screenshot of text featuring two quotes from employees. The first quote reads: "It's baffling to me why we think this feature is worth the risk," one employee wrote in an internal post. "We are one bug away from unnecessary information being leaked to human callers." The second paragraph reads: Another employee, who had asked Muse to call an internet and cable provider to negotiate his bill, said a transcript showed the human contractor had made a racist reference during the call.

                                                                                          [?]Simon Zerafa » 🌐
                                                                                          @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                                                                                          RE: sciences.social/@alfiekohn/117

                                                                                          If you were looking for a reason to stop using Metas products then this might be it 🫤🤷‍♂️

                                                                                          [?]Alfie Kohn » 🌐
                                                                                          @alfiekohn@sciences.social

                                                                                          cc: that friend of yours who apparently needs *one more reason* to stop using Facebook, Insta, or Whatsapp

                                                                                          Laura Bassett:
Okay. Apparently Meta updated its terms so that they can use your photos and videos to generate Al versions of you that your friends can see in ads

Someone just sent me a Chase ad that features an Al version of me. What do
I do

                                                                                          Alt...Laura Bassett: Okay. Apparently Meta updated its terms so that they can use your photos and videos to generate Al versions of you that your friends can see in ads Someone just sent me a Chase ad that features an Al version of me. What do I do

                                                                                            [?]FediBoard » 🌐
                                                                                            @fediboard@flipboard.social

                                                                                            2 links a month. Want to share your own work? Pay for "Meta One." Translation: You're not a creator, you're inventory. We sell your audience back to you. Thanks for clarifying, Zuck! 💯
                                                                                            Content Creators: it's time to MOVE OUT for the right place! ✊#openweb

                                                                                              AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                              [?]David August ❌👑 » 🌐
                                                                                              @davidaugust@mastodon.online

                                                                                              I hardly use WhatsApp. Today, they put my account in review, for unspecified activity that violated their terms of service.

                                                                                              I have not done anything on WhatsApp for at least 48 hours.

                                                                                              They reviewed my account, and decided my number can no longer use WhatsApp.

                                                                                              This is why we must leave meta systems as much as we can; they are unreliable and usually working to harm us. Please reach me on Mastodon and Bluesky.

                                                                                              stuff.davidaugust.com/leave-me

                                                                                                AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                                [?]Edwin G. :mapleleafroundel: [he/him/il/lui] » 🌐
                                                                                                @EdwinG@mstdn.moimeme.ca

                                                                                                British Columbia :flagbc: schools have started banning smart glasses due to privacy and academic integrity issues

                                                                                                mobilesyrup.com/2026/09/25/som
                                                                                                - - -
                                                                                                Des écoles en Colombie-Britannique :flagbc: ont commencé à interdire les lunettes intelligences à cause de problèmes de vie privée et d’intégrité académique

                                                                                                // Article en anglais //

                                                                                                [?]RRB » 🌐
                                                                                                @rrb@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                Wow! 's new agentic system reviewd by gets stellar reviews, now if they could field the product using instead of uding 404media.co/meta-tests-muse-ai

                                                                                                  [?]Tommy Harris » 🌐
                                                                                                  @tobraha@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                  RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/11733

                                                                                                  this is precisely where literally all the world's RAM and hard drives went. this, dear people, is how you get your dividends :ablobspin:

                                                                                                  [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                  @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                  this is a great product. everyone should get a free muse account with a burner email, give it no information, open a shell into it, and use it to mine cryptocurrency. this is taking meta at their word about what they say the product is to be used for.

                                                                                                    [?]AA » 🌐
                                                                                                    @AAKL@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                    "Not only do Meta VR Glasses have the same input method as the Vision Pro (a mix of hand and eye tracking) and a similar premium display (5K micro OLED), but Meta VR Glasses are also trying to steal the thunder from one of the Vision Pro’s most iconic features—Personas."

                                                                                                    Gizmodo: Meta’s Unnerving Holograms Might Just Break Your Brain gizmodo.com/meta-holograms-mig @Gizmodo

                                                                                                      [?].:\dGh/:. » 🌐
                                                                                                      @darkghosthunter@mastodon.social

                                                                                                      How is everyone's experience with with writing PHP?

                                                                                                      I've been told it's really good for JavaScript, TypeScript, and HTML, but shit on Rust, Golang, PHP, and Kotlin.

                                                                                                      Feels like the same that any other LLM if you ask me.

                                                                                                        AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                                        [?]Marijke Luttekes [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                        @mahryekuh@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                        An interesting conflict between a Dutch media creator Roel Maalderink (together with Bits of Freedom) and Meta regarding Meta glasses.

                                                                                                        The guy made a video wearing the glasses outside the Meta office in Amsterdam.

                                                                                                        The video showed several Meta employees reacting negatively to the glasses, and even asking multiple times if he was filming (showing that even they couldn’t see if the glasses are active.)

                                                                                                        Instagram took the video offline, which is the first time this creator had a takedown of one of his videos.

                                                                                                        I hope this goes viral beyond The Netherlands.

                                                                                                        Edit: Added a Fedi post by Roel himself.

                                                                                                        mastodon.social/@Roelmaalderin

                                                                                                          [?]The Europeans » 🌐
                                                                                                          @europeanspodcast@mastodon.social

                                                                                                          A Spanish theatre got banned from Meta ads because the play related to feminism.

                                                                                                          To quote this week's newsletter: "When are we getting off Meta? Where are we going? And *how good is it going to feel when we are finally gone*?"

                                                                                                          substack.com/home/post/p-21728

                                                                                                          Text reads: "But say you’re not a Barcelona theatre or an independent podcast or a jewellery maker or a tarot-card reader or a community organiser or a support group or a neighbourhood news provider. Say you’re not someone who relies on Meta platforms to reach people, to get the word out about something, pay the bills, feed your kids, keep the lights on. There are still plenty of reasons you might hate Facebook and Instagram and still feel trapped there. You might be endlessly concerned about preserving European democracy and know all there is to know about Operation Dopplegänger, Cambridge Analytica, The Facebook Papers, and all the other entries on the Criticism of Facebook Wikipedia page and in its 412 footnotes. But maybe you’re like all the rest of us who, as the great British-Canadian-American digital sovereignty activist Cory Doctorow is wont to put it, love our friends more than we hate Mark Zuckerberg."

                                                                                                          Alt...Text reads: "But say you’re not a Barcelona theatre or an independent podcast or a jewellery maker or a tarot-card reader or a community organiser or a support group or a neighbourhood news provider. Say you’re not someone who relies on Meta platforms to reach people, to get the word out about something, pay the bills, feed your kids, keep the lights on. There are still plenty of reasons you might hate Facebook and Instagram and still feel trapped there. You might be endlessly concerned about preserving European democracy and know all there is to know about Operation Dopplegänger, Cambridge Analytica, The Facebook Papers, and all the other entries on the Criticism of Facebook Wikipedia page and in its 412 footnotes. But maybe you’re like all the rest of us who, as the great British-Canadian-American digital sovereignty activist Cory Doctorow is wont to put it, love our friends more than we hate Mark Zuckerberg."

                                                                                                            [?]Karsten Schmidt » 🌐
                                                                                                            @toxi@mastodon.thi.ng

                                                                                                            RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732

                                                                                                            Aside from the original point of the quoted message, just imagine all the information requested in these (hardcoded) "ideas" put forward by the model to be helpful (3rd image) and handing these answers to Meta, one of the most untrustworthy companies in the world... And then also imagine, how many people are actually happily doing so without hesitation!

                                                                                                            These behaviors & patterns are some of the real risks of AI. Blinded by the illusion and promise of intelligent machines, their partial utilitarian benefits (which could be equally achieved otherwise), people stop perceiving the actual dangers of the ongoing increased exploitation & surveillance of their own lives, the destruction of environment and society around them, directly and indirectly...

                                                                                                            AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                                            [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                            @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                            THE FUCKING "CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTIONS" IDEA THAT WON OVER THE NYTIMES JOURNALIST IS FUCKING HARDCODED. ALL THE IDEAS ARE FUCKING HARDCODED. AGI IS HERE BABY!!!!!!

                                                                                                            the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                                                            Alt...the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                                                            {
  "schema_version": 1,
  "ideas": [
    {
      "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5",
      "feed_position": 1,
      "onboarding_position": 1,
      "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.",
      "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.",
      "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.",
      "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                                                            Alt...{ "schema_version": 1, "ideas": [ { "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5", "feed_position": 1, "onboarding_position": 1, "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.", "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.", "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.", "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                                                            jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles

jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json
"I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about."
"Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database."
"I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought."
"I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers."
"Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track."
"I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day."
"Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters."
"I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day."
"Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you."
"New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors."
"Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed."
"Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change."
"Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price."
"Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup."
"Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option."
"I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off."
"Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger."
"Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it."
"Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie."
"Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night."
"Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite."
"Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule."
"I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes."
"I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set."
"I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes."
"Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget."
"Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot."
"Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites."
"Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale."
"Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets."
"Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it."
"Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals."
"Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund."
"Get your shopping style profile and a look book!"
"Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels."
"I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year."
"One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight."
"Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast."
"Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal."
"Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment."
"Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person."
"Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps."
"I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."

                                                                                                            Alt...jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about." "Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database." "I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought." "I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers." "Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track." "I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day." "Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters." "I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day." "Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you." "New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors." "Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed." "Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change." "Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price." "Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup." "Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option." "I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off." "Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger." "Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it." "Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie." "Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night." "Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite." "Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule." "I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes." "I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set." "I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes." "Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget." "Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot." "Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites." "Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale." "Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets." "Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it." "Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals." "Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund." "Get your shopping style profile and a look book!" "Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels." "I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year." "One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight." "Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast." "Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal." "Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment." "Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person." "Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps." "I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."

                                                                                                                [?]kaaswe » 🌐
                                                                                                                @kaaswe@swecyb.com

                                                                                                                AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                                                [?]Paul - Antifa. LGBTQ+ safe. » 🌐
                                                                                                                @paulk@writing.exchange

                                                                                                                RE: piaille.fr/@benjamin/117325911

                                                                                                                In English:
                                                                                                                Yesterday a customer asked me; "You're in IT and you don't have Whatsapp?"

                                                                                                                To which I answered:

                                                                                                                It's because I'm in IT that I don't have Whatsapp.

                                                                                                                [?]Benjamin Sonntag-King » 🌐
                                                                                                                @benjamin@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                Hier un client de me dire : "tu es informaticien et tu n'as pas Whatsapp ?"
                                                                                                                ...

                                                                                                                ce à quoi j'ai répondu

                                                                                                                "C'est parce que je suis informaticien que je n'ai pas Whatsapp" :mastoinnocent:

                                                                                                                    [?]Xamanismo Coletivo » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @eliasulrich@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                    Breaking: “US company has, without explanation, disabled ’s and profiles’ ability to run ads, 10 days from election.
                                                                                                                    The President’s campaign has complained and threatened legal action, citing this as another example of US interference and manipulation.”

                                                                                                                    x.com/brasilwire/status/210325

                                                                                                                      [?]indigoprivacy » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @indigoprivacy@infosec.exchange

                                                                                                                      Meta's new $349 Ray-Ban Audio glasses are camera-free. No camera doesn't mean no recording: they still capture and summarize the audio around you. A summary can hold sensitive details even when the raw audio isn't saved. Courts and cities from New York to London are already restricting smart glasses.

                                                                                                                      So what: learn the recording indicator (LED or chime), know owners can tape it over, and you can ask someone to stop.

                                                                                                                        AodeRelay boosted

                                                                                                                        [?]jonny (nonvenomous) [they/them] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @jonny@neuromatch.social

                                                                                                                        THE FUCKING "CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTIONS" IDEA THAT WON OVER THE NYTIMES JOURNALIST IS FUCKING HARDCODED. ALL THE IDEAS ARE FUCKING HARDCODED. AGI IS HERE BABY!!!!!!

                                                                                                                        the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                                                                        Alt...the path is /home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json

                                                                                                                        {
  "schema_version": 1,
  "ideas": [
    {
      "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5",
      "feed_position": 1,
      "onboarding_position": 1,
      "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.",
      "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.",
      "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.",
      "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                                                                        Alt...{ "schema_version": 1, "ideas": [ { "id": "3b0781d8-5d45-42e2-8410-ad2ab6ba5ab5", "feed_position": 1, "onboarding_position": 1, "title": "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about.", "summary": "Connect your inbox and I comb years of billing emails and card charges for every subscription you're on, down to the free trials that quietly started billing. Say the word and I cancel them through each provider's own flow; when one blocks me, I tell you why and hand you the steps.", "build_summary": "A running list of your recurring charges with costs. Nothing gets cancelled until you say which ones, and you get a clear hand-back checklist whenever I cannot finish one myself.", "prerequisite_notes": "Your email, a bank connection, or just a statement you upload. Any one of the three is enough to start.",

                                                                                                                        jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles

jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json
"I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about."
"Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database."
"I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought."
"I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers."
"Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track."
"I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day."
"Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters."
"I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day."
"Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you."
"New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors."
"Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed."
"Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change."
"Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price."
"Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup."
"Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option."
"I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off."
"Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger."
"Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it."
"Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie."
"Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night."
"Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite."
"Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule."
"I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes."
"I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set."
"I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes."
"Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget."
"Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot."
"Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites."
"Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale."
"Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets."
"Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it."
"Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals."
"Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund."
"Get your shopping style profile and a look book!"
"Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels."
"I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year."
"One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight."
"Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast."
"Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal."
"Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment."
"Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person."
"Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps."
"I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."

                                                                                                                        Alt...jq query of all the hardcoded ideas titles jq '.["ideas"][].title' ./home/hatch/assets/ideas/new-user/catalog.json "I can find and cancel those random subscriptions you forgot about." "Get back money that's already yours. I'll check every state's database." "I can get you money back when a price drops on an item you bought." "I'll pick the best rewards card to use and switch on the offers." "Set a savings goal. I'll flag what to cut when you go off track." "I can turn your inbox into a complete plan for the day." "Let me triage your inbox down to only what matters." "I'll build you a fresh personality quiz every day." "Snap a pic of what's broken. I'll find the part you need and order it for you." "New home project? I'll gather the quotes and find the best vendors." "Flag a pothole or busted streetlight. I'll try to get it fixed." "Moving? I'll get quotes, book the movers, and file your address change." "Tell me the item. I'll find the best-reviewed version at the best price." "Let me hunt FB Marketplace for you. I'll haggle the price and arrange the pickup." "Tell me what you're buying. I'll show you a side-by-side view of every option." "I'll book the doctor follow-ups you keep putting off." "Name a habit you want to break. I'll nudge you before your trigger." "Show me the gear you've got. I'll build your whole workout around it." "Snap a pic of your meal. I'll track every calorie." "Gather the family. I'll host a live trivia night." "Losing touch with someone? I'll find a time and draft the invite." "Tell me about your pet. I'll keep their shots and food orders on schedule." "I can plan your trip and track it live if anything changes." "I'll track your reservation and make sure the crib, late check-out, and food allergy request are all set." "I track your flights and warn you the moment anything changes." "Fare drops? I'll book the seat as soon as it hits your budget." "Tell me the vibe. I'll book the perfect spot." "Name the occasion. I'll set it all up and send the invites." "Give me your must-see artists. I'll grab the tickets the moment they go on sale." "Free this weekend? I'll find what's hot and score you the tickets." "Snap a pic of the document. I'll pay it, file it, and dig it back out when you need it." "Tell me when your ID expires. I'll book the renewals." "Tell me what you're returning. I'll set up the return and chase the refund." "Get your shopping style profile and a look book!" "Let me build you a searchable catalog of your saved Instagram Reels." "I can look at your Instagram and create a look-back on your year." "One playlist for the party, one for the run, one for the flight." "Give me a topic and I'll research it and build you a recurring podcast." "Over-paying for a policy or product? I'll do the research and find you a better deal." "Let me wait on hold with the DMV and handle your appointment." "Rebook my hotel, flight, or restaurant reservation with a real person." "Place a food delivery order with the restaurant that isn't on the apps." "I'll call around and locate that hard-to-find item."